"What Happened to Mona Lisa's Smile?"

I was reading the comic section today, when I came across the kid section. This is what I saw:

The text reads "What happened to Mona Lisa's Smile?"














Now, I am quite aware this in the kiddie section. This means that all drawings are generally bad and it's basically just a coloring book in the newspaper. HOWEVER, seeing how this is the artist's interpretation of the Mona Lisa, possibly the most famous painting by renaissance master Leonardo DiVinci, I had this thought run through my mind in the form of a letter I would write to the author about it-

"Hey, author. Real good job on Mona Lisa. I'm glad you captured the famous look of Mona Lisa's misshapen head, with the famous bald spot directly on the front! How the hair manages to be 
BEHIND her forehead REALLY shows off her bald spot. You know, that's really fucking good. Her nose curls up in the unrealistic manner clearly shown in DiVinci's painting, and I couldn't be more impressed! ESPECIALLY WITH THE EYELASHES! I mean, the eyelashes sticking out almost filling the length from her eyes to the edges of her head really works out, possibly giving an edge that even DiVinci didn't have. OH OH! THE COMPLETELY GREEN LANDSCAPE BEHIND HER! Oh, I just love it! Keep up the good work author, and please continue to make modern masterpieces in 5 minutes. 


Sincerely, DreZoma"