Monday, March 19, 2012

Sexist People

I hate sexist people.

Especially when they are girls. It's just so infuriating to hear them say something like, "Girls are the intelligence and boys are mostly like 'crazy robots, pew pew pew', you know."

I MEAN, WHAT?

What proof do you have that ALL guys are stupid and unfocused? NONE! EVER HEARD OF ALBERT EINSTEIN, IDIOT? PERHAPS STEPHEN HAWKING? MAYBE CHARLES DARWIN?

THEY ARE MEN WHO DISCOVERED SOMETHING IMPORTANT, THROUGH INTELLECT.

It's also really annoying to hear sexist jokes. Some by women again,

Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one. 




Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A. Because they're all pigs.

Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Opposites attract.

NO! NO, NO, NO, NONONONONONONO NO NO NONONONO NO NO

How would you like it if I turned into a sexist guy, and talked like this, "completely boring, JUST LIKE WOMEN OHHHHH" or like this, "If I had a penny for every interesting thing a girl said, I would be broke."

See how much of a douche I am now?

Seriously, stop the sexism. It's uncalled for.

Fellow guys included.

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